@Heterokromia @hacks4pancakes If I were sober, I'd probably have just deleted all this crap, or maybe done the whole of the Fediverse a favor and deleted my account. Again. I'm very much not sober, so I'm leaving this mess in case somebody wants a cautionary tale's worth of screencaps for presentation slides at one of the less fun security conferences, maybe RSAC or Gartner, or something.