Guillotine Jones, FlâneurGuillotine_Jones@beige.party
Nov 6, 2026, 1:38 AMThere's currently an online contest to name a British spacecraft that will deal with space rubbish.
Just when I thought that ads, tech bros, Ai, and walled gardens had degraded and enshittified the internet to the point of making it repulsive, along comes Spacey McBinFace to give the information superhighway a happy reason to continue to exist.
I, for one, look forward to the etching of the winning name on the UK's Active Debris Removal Mission spacecraft.