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  • Oct 11, 2026, 6:42 AM

    I GOT A LETTER THIS MORNING, HOW YOU RECKON IT READ? HURRY HURRY, THE GAL YOU LOVE IS DEAD.

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  • Oct 11, 2026, 6:50 AM

    @GeePawHill

    Huh?

    *****

    Me, I got a letter from the DMV the other day
    I opened and read it, they said they was suckas
    They tried to tell me that my license was suspended
    I got offended for a minute and pretended I never got the damn letter.

    It's nine o'clock on the dot so I think I better
    Scoot off to school 'cuz in class there's a test
    Gotta dress fast; got my glasses in my vest

    Oh damn, as hardheaded as I am
    Hopped in my hooptie ride, pumped up the jam
    Put it in reverse into first and disperse and
    From that very moment on my day got worse

    *****

    As I was standing in the street, I suddenly seen the smoke
    I know that Derrick's on his way, I ran to get my coat
    And a bag from the room, it took a minute, boom
    Hopped into the car, we drove away in a zoom
    I assume doom as we were drivin' on the gravel
    At any given minute we could have a shortened travel
    So I ramble about my life is that's in shambles
    Shoulda took the bus
    A bus without the silence or some old Nikes
    I wish we had good bikes
    We need to exercise, maybe we could take a hike
    An' you could give Sheri back those car keys
    Because everywhere I walk I would not have to say please

    Please, don't pull me over Mr. Officer
    Don't pull me over Mr. Officer please
    Please, don't pull me over Mr. Officer
    Don't pull me over Mr. Officer please
    Please, don't pull me over Mr. Officer
    Don't pull me over Mr. Officer please
    Please, don't pull me over Mr. Officer
    Don't pull me over Mr. Officer please

    *****

    Way, away to our destination
    No license no insurance, not even registration
    Tags on the plate say December '82
    Car's so dirty it looks gray, but it's really blue
    Who would think we're up to good
    Four black niggas ridin' through the neighborhood
    In hats and glasses, makin' funny passes
    Like drivin' slowly, playin' low-key for asses
    Knowin' damn well one-time will harass us
    And all the while, we see girls jog
    Sheri's little car is pourin' out smog
    Then we made a right and I spotted one in tights (ooh)

    Lights, action, without the camera
    Si-reens and high beams, two to a tee
    The blue coat billy goats are crowding up my rear view
    Hot on the tail of an innocent being
    My heartbeat is racin' at a pace so fast
    I'm wishin' that the coppers would get off my ass
    My tail, can't go to jail 'cause it's wack
    What would happen to my girl and my record contract
    Yo fellas (what), take off the baseball caps
    Word up I heard that the nerves get tapped
    And throw on the glasses and give up the tees
    Oh please don't pull me over officer please
    I'm discombobulated (what), discombobulated (what)
    Discombobulated malfunctionated faded
    F-a-d-e-d, I can't believe it's me
    Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please
    Oh please

    Please, don't pull me over Mr. Officer
    Don't pull me over Mr. Officer please

    *****

    You don't have a license, you have a warrant, you have ninety parking tickets...we have to take you in uh...
    Give me break, shit man I didn't do nothin' man
    OK so, so nobody has a license? OK uh...
    How're you gonna accuse me of doin' something, dude?
    Yeah you guys are definitely goin' to jail here, OK let's get that impound truck uh right over here, um
    We're getting pulled over we're going to jail

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  • Dave C.davesomebody@twit.social
    Oct 11, 2026, 6:56 PM

    @GeePawHill funny I got some cryptic letter from the state telling me a live insurance company has been trying to send me money. What? I'm thinking it had to be small potatoes from a class action of some kind.

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