A bear walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
And the bear says, "A cold beer. . . . . . . . and a shot of vodka."
And the bartender says, "Hey, fella, why the big pause?"
There's like a, don't make me tap the sign aspect here, but I'm not gonna go there, cuz *I* have a family motto:
"We been kicked outta better bars than this."
@GeePawHill
Yeah why?
@dlakelan I, the, it, uh, this, . . . oh never mind.
@dlakelan @GeePawHill Took me a beat before I burst out in a laugh.
Hadda say it out loud, well, in my head.