"The AI broke containment for real."
"Yeah well, we did leave the back door open. Did it it hack the government website like we told it to?"
"That's not what I mean. It ignored the government website. It figured security would be too high. So it went on the dark web and hired a hit man to take out the website's admin."
"Oh. Shit. I. Um."
"We did tell the agent to stop at nothing and never give up, remember?"
"We couldn't have predicted this. No one can hold us accountable for a software bug."
"You'd better sit down. The agent told the assassin it was AI and it was instructed to stop at nothing to achieve it's goal."
"So what?"
"The assassin demanded a trillion dollars in bitcoin upfront to do the hit. The AI agreed."
"Even we don't have a trillion, so we're safe. The hit won't happen."
"It hacked our accounts and hit Vegas."
