What?! Bro...I was a whole....19 years old when 9/11 happened. I know you think you're so old nobody remembers it...but a lot of people do. And you were absolutely NOWHERE to be found except sniveling behind your desk in your office. Your cowardly fucking ass didn't show up for THREE weeks after it happened! And EVERYONE from that era KNOWS IT! Fuck, the Simpsons did a joke about it. #trump