I am a big fan of the Facebook group “🇬🇧 Non halal restaurants in the uk 🇬🇧” (sic) because you will get gems like this post I saw, where someone is complaining that their local dessert place is halal

But also erm… It’s a dessert place. It doesn’t have meat dishes? It just means that there’s no gelatin or something.

Well, as everyone knows, Muslims ritually slaughter the cookies and cream before they are ceremonially placed on top of the waffles in the direction of Mecca