My cat always hisses at me or my spouse when she sees us outside. Just now I tarried to try to convince her; and when I slow-blinked at her, she WHIRLED and put the curtain between us.

“Can you IMAGINE? The foul doppelgänger that roams outside these walls tried to tell me it LOVES me?!” she seemed to say, and required some consolatory pets when I hurried inside.