𝒜𝓁𝒾⋆ ♡⃛alipunk@thecanadian.social
Jul 6, 2026, 3:59 AMU guys, an Alberta separatist has a crush on me and says he likes my vibe. I think these guys have secret kinks for punky liberal women
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- 𝒜𝓁𝒾⋆ ♡⃛alipunk@thecanadian.socialJul 6, 2026, 4:01 AM
It's very shocking
fuzzfacefuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.hostJul 6, 2026, 4:30 AM@alipunk Well, applied properly, you could flip votes.
OK, that was awful. I’m going to go stand in the corner of Canada and consider what I have done.
- 𝒜𝓁𝒾⋆ ♡⃛alipunk@thecanadian.socialJul 6, 2026, 4:41 AM
@fuzzface I'm going to continue being my cute self and if he isn't disgusted by me, when the time is right I'll try to have a frank conversation with him about how I'm one of the ppl he seems to act like he doesn't like
- fuzzfacefuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.hostJul 6, 2026, 4:42 AM
@alipunk Brilliant plan.
- 𝒜𝓁𝒾⋆ ♡⃛alipunk@thecanadian.socialJul 6, 2026, 4:42 AM
@fuzzface I have a few guy friends from Saskatchewan like this.