We have reached that stage of #parenting when sometimes we can leave our kids home alone for a while. Obviously, this has to be done in a safe way. To support this, we've developed a set of ever-evolving rules. I'm sharing them in case they are helpful for any other parents whose children are just approaching this stage.

1. Don't burn the house down. You can use things like the microwave that switches off automatically, but not the hob that might be left on.

2. No Playstation. You'll get drawn in so deeply you'll forget to eat, drink, walk the dog, etc, and those things are important.

3. Don't join a cult. Or start one.

4. If there's a problem or a question, get in touch. Call if it's urgent, message if it isn't.

5. Do not summon Cthulhu (I want to join in).

6. You can watch any film you've seen before or has a rating younger than you.

7. Do not give away the homeworld.