I dunno if I was a corrupt dictator shithead ruling the world during a time of unprecedented gambling on everything, I might start a war and then make big market moving yet conflicting announcements every few days while I place my bets just right
@benbrown It's disorienting how the market plays along with his predictable pre-market open "We have a deal!" tweets.
@davatron5000 just orient yourself to the fact that we are about to host blood sport on the lawn of our emperor's palace for his birthday while he prints his face on our currency ITS FINE ITS ALL FINE THIS IS HOW EMPIRES ARE SUPPOSED TO CRUMBLE