May 20, 2026, 10:38 PMHey! Good news! Mega-constellations of satellites, when they're not spewing metals into the atmosphere in reentry, or falling on our heads, have been determined to ever-so-slightly reduce global warming. This comes right alongside a study suggesting that reducing pollution might increase global warming.
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https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2025EF007229