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Dgardgar@aus.social
Apr 21, 2026, 8:37 AM
The local fish ‘n’ chips shop owner gave me some advice: “To make sure the fillets taste good, always give them a couple of good slaps before cooking.”
That just sounds like codswallop to me.
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chestaschestas@aus.social
Apr 21, 2026, 8:41 AM
@dgar
This is one of your best 🤣🤣
Right time, right plaice
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Dgardgar@aus.social
Apr 21, 2026, 8:46 AM
@chestas *all dad jokes posted are to be considered yoinked from some internet dumpster. #Dgar does not claim authorship, though some discretionary edits may have been made. 🤭
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chestaschestas@aus.social
Apr 21, 2026, 8:47 AM
@dgar
I don't trawl any other social media, so I see it first here
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isolisol@mastodon.au
Apr 21, 2026, 9:01 AM
@dgar
Battered rather than crumbed?
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Dgardgar@aus.social
Apr 21, 2026, 9:13 AM
@isol 😂
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Hugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷Tooden@aus.social
Apr 21, 2026, 9:44 AM
@dgar A-salting and battering (or crumbing) a fish.
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