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  • Pacmanpacman@swiss.social
    Apr 10, 2026, 3:35 PM

    Using electronic door opening counters and washbasin tap detectors in a public washroom researchers established that 47% of people leaving the toilet cubicles and exiting the facility don't wash their hands. Remember that 47% when you next grab the faeces-contaminated rubber handrail on an escalator on your way into town (or even the toilet doorknob on the way out).

    Cubicles in a public toilet.
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  • Eve :verified:evelynefoerster@swiss.social
    Apr 10, 2026, 6:09 PM

    @pacman
    The sacred 47% — just wandering the earth like unwashed Jedi, leaving a faint trail of doom on every surface they touch.
    From this day forward I shall approach all escalator handrails the way archaeologists approach ancient tombs: with caution, suspicion, and possibly gloves.

    Honestly, next time I grab a door handle I’ll just whisper, “I accept my fate,” and hope the 53% were on shift that day.

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