someone in the UK with the same name as mine has clearly decided that an email address I've had since 2004 is a good one to use to sign up to random stuff in their life ... probably all the while wondering why they're not receiving email ... the upshot of which means I now know things I honestly did not want or need ... sooo tempted to send them a physical postcard with "enjoy your new 512GB black iPhone" and no other details ... the postmark being from over here will blow their mind ...