Malandro também se veste melhor

Also ffs stupid gesture keyboard for the thousandth time IT IS ALWAYS "VAMPIRE" IT IS NEVER "CANOE" 💀💀💀

A lot of vampire media just leaves the whole rule out which I always think is a mistake bc you can do so much with it. Like, if the rule is only for homes, what about people who don't live in a house? Can a vampire walk into the lobby of an apartment building but not into an apartment? What about a hotel? What about a rented room within someone else's home? If your landlord invites them into the living room, can they get into your room? Can anyone invite a vampire or do they have to live there?

Okay anyway I was watching Sinners before all the stuff with the pans and I just finished and omg y'all it's really good!!! One thing that I thought was interesting: so, usually, when vampire media includes the "must be invited in" rule, it only applies to homes, not public places like bars. The only other time I've seen a vampire unable to just walk into a bar is in the movie What We Do In The Shadows, where obviously it's played for laughs. But this movie uses it and makes it so creepy

A company filing for bankruptcy means nothing 💀

Oh, I wanted to be more excited about this, but it just means that the company ~might~ have to shut down if it doesn't find a buyer, but it already has an offer from Disney 💀 https://wandering.shop/@theodoraward/117433863763385375

She looks so serious with her little paws folded in front of her like this 🤣

Votei! Hora da cervejinha 🍻

Btw this is the official results page if anyone wants to follow along. They won't post anything until the polls start closing, obviously, but then things will come in pretty quickly. https://resultados.tse.jus.br/oficial/app/index.html#/eleicao/6257/uf/br/cargo/1/vis/nominal/resultados

Anyway I'm trying not to worry about somehow losing track of all my paperwork in the next 12 hours and being unable to vote tomorrow, so I guess I'll watch more Eetclub: de club fur eet und also seks apparently. Dutch entertainment 🤣

Today was mostly a waste but I did SO MUCH laundry so I guess that's something :p

(I'm sorry, Dutch people, but your language is hilarious)

I'm watching a Dutch drama series but it's very hard to take it seriously because it's in Dutch

The original title is "De Eetclub"

DE EETCLUB 🤣

I'm still mystified by the conservative Catholics who are SHOCKED that the evangelicals they got into bed with are insulting the saints. This argument started 500 years ago and you're only becoming aware of it NOW? 🤦‍♀️

Good kitty

Best kitty

Formiga is inspecting to make sure I cleaned everything correctly 💀💀💀

I was just sitting on the sofa drinking a cup of coffee. I took a sip and then moved to put the mostly-full cup on the side table next to me. At that exact moment Nina decided to jump up onto the arm of the sofa, bonking her little face directly into the coffee cup and spilling coffee everywhere 💀

This is why Brazilian soccer players won't use #24, and why you can buy novelty birthday candles in the shape 23+1. Brazil is...an interesting country 🤣🤦‍♀️ https://wikis.world/@depthsofwiktionary/117282257487067131

I'm kind of worried that it got hacked and some bot was posting as me but I'm afraid to check 💀