(this is just a shitpost my depression is in check)

Major Depressive Disorder, reporting for duty 🫡

Halt's Maulwurf

Aufs Maulvad

Mullvad? Wohl eher Müll, wat

Outfit of the Gay

As a side note to your team—the fact that your CEO has five million Kroner in cash lying around that he can just donate to a fringe party can mean two things:

1. You are taking too much money for your service

2. Your boss is not paying you enough.

I hope some of you share my feeling of betrayal and consider separating from your founder in order to keep doing good in the world by providing an ethical and reliable VPN service.

Best regards

Dear Mullvad team,

I must ask for a refund for the remaining balance from this payment:

[payment details]

The reason why I demand this refund is the recent donation of your founder Daniel Berntsson to the openly racist Örebro Party.

https://www.flamman.se/techprofil-ger-miljoner-till-orebropartiet/

The party's leader Markus Allard has said about Somali refugees in Sweden: "vi måste skicka ut de här jävla parasiterna".

https://www.etc.se/inrikes/martin-melin-om-parasit-kommentaren-borde-ha-markerat

This rhetoric, particularly calling unwanted people "parasites", is in no way different from that of the leadership of Nazi Germany.

Do not be fooled by the pseudo-leftist coat of paint on the Örebro party. This kind of Querfront tactics are an old fascist trick. The same thing is currently happening in Germany with Sahra Wagenknecht and her Putin-funded party BSW.

I chose Mullvad as a VPN provider because I was looking for an ethical and trustworthy alternative to Big Tech. The fact that your founder has donated to a fascist party completely undermines my trust in your service. Thus, I will not use Mullvad anymore and I will discourage people around me from using it for this reason.

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There are French, Italian and USian remakes afaik

The film was Jenseits der Stille btw and while not entirely unproblematic, it's the best representation deaf people and hearing children of deaf people ever got in German cinema. Even thirty years later

Watched a German movie from 1996 today. It had its fair share of anachronisms. Like schlecker, phone booths, and schnitzel for 4 DM.

But the thing that struck me the most was just how small all the cars were. They occupied so little space on the streets, especially in the vertical dimension

The goose memes are just the 2020s version of the Pepsi logo redesign slides

Karl Marx' Labor Theory of Value failed to consider the goose

I've never had okroshka but it sounds absolutely revolting. You could not get me to eat that in a million years

I have reduplicated your ablaut. Pray I don't reduplicate it any further

Experiencing Mandela effect for the Australian anti sun slogan

Apparently it's slip slop slap, not slip slap slop?

This breaks with literally six thousand years old linguistic patterns, namely the Indo-European ablaut in its semantic variant, and on top of that, it just sounds like shit

mandatory followup post to make it clear that I'm not trying to police anyone's identity. If you label yourself agender but not non-binary, that's perfectly fine by me.

It's always kind of funny to me when people list agender and non-binary as two separate categories

Non-binary means "neither strictly male nor strictly female". It's the widest possible umbrella term for gender identities

What makes people think that being agender does not fall under that umbrella

Macht die Sonne heute eigentlich eine einfache 180°-Wende oder eine Drei-Punkt-Wende?

I'm an anarchist but I believe there should be an international regulatory body of some kind that bans companies and governments from requiring me to set up a google/apple/microsoft/facebook/whatever account to use their products