B-movie kitsch horror + avant garde cinema == wtf are we doing

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #waxwork2

lol who needs another arthroscopic knee surgery?

This guy!

How did I hurt myself?

I don’t know! 🤷

Are you my neighbor? Do you enjoy hardwood smoking meats overnight on the warmest nights? Do you live in a pretty dense suburb? Are you an asshole?

This news may be for you: Did you know that frequent consumption of smoked meats can lead to ass cancer? That eating more red meat is associated with reduced sperm counts?

Did you know some people like to keep their windows open on cool nights after a warm day, but we can't do that unless we want to be hickory smoked YOU FUCKING SACK OF TRASH?

Would you like some terrible freeze dried coffee that I’m pouring from a drip maker for some reason?

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #EGAE

This motion picture is based on a true story. For certain liberally defined values of “true”.

#monsterdon #communion

I guess the writers didn't really think highly of the intelligence of their audience

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula

Memento Morty.

#monsterdon #TheBeastWhoChallengedTheWorld

Corn is grass.

Grass is drugs.

Therefore corn is drugs.

New hallucinatory smell: Watching Adrian Black taking apart an ancient Agfa RIP, complaining about the smell of ancient cigarette smoke deposits. And the smell was in my nose as if I was working on an ancient HP workstation.

This movie was released just 4 years before 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Shows the difference that 4 years, a good director and several truckloads of money can make.

#monsterdon #DevilDoll

Wow. Some conspiracy minded fuck nugget decided to follow me. They’ve only got one post and it’s wild. I don’t recommend you watch or read this shit, if you fail your save vs WIS you lose one INT point permanently.

https://mastodon.social/@boby1

But keep an eye out for this shit. Block, don’t mute. Defederate Mastodon.social if you run an instance.

This movie had it all!

DEEEEEP HUUUUUUURTING

AND

Ennui

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Can I interest you in an egg at this trying time?

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

We now join Hunt For Red October, already in progress

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

watch Hank Azaria pit maneuver a NY cabbie, coming up

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

You can't tell me this movie wouldn't have been better with Paul Verhoeven directing it

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

I wonder how effective "too many orgasms" would be as a method of torture.

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Your feets is poop. My poop is feets. We is not the same.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

I know I said large animal tranquilizer was my only friend.

But I changed my mind. Modular arithmetic is now my only friend.

I'm a fickle bitch.