Nooo, am sick :(

Doors of Durin tramp stamp tattoo

Day 2 of pizza. Without blood.

#40c3 lightning talks cfp is still in the future, right?

Sometimes you read a pentest report & wonder what the people that build the environment/system see as their job.

Innentäter? Ich dachte das heißt jetzt Täter:innen?

Insider? I hardly know 'er

Ah shit, a cut on my finger reopened just before I started handling the pizza dough. I guess we are having blood pizza today

So apparently I am going to 40C3 :3

I also disapprove of this being a Saturday thing, Friday is International Deployment Day, afterall

I disapprove of the infosec.exchange managers making @jerry work on the weekend :blobcattriumph:

also, as much as I hate WAFs: They do kinda useful with certain things.

3 years ago a colleague asked me when $company would be zero-trust-ready & we (the security team) would annoy them about not putting stuff on the internet, even if it has auth.

3 years later all I can say is: lmao

So, what if, hear me out, the blue wave was caused by AO3 being down.

...actually, coming to think of it... as someone who has told managers before a group to just shut up, they aren't helping, has told their future director in front of the whole department that this whole meeting & presentation should have been an email, and their group director that I don't feel no pride working for this company...

... maybe I need to rethink that first part.

yall, I can accept people not wanting to do their job & lieing to their boss or whatever. I can't accept people not wanting to do their job and lieing to themselves.

Reminder that everyone chosing yes is encouraging voter fraud.

Should I vote today? :blobcatsmirk:

Company iphone comes without m365 by default, only custom app is the MS Authenticator. Did you just buy a, idk, 600$ hardware token?