"Tennis would be more interesting if it had splash damage."

pumpkin space

does defund the police include sting

paleontologists in Jurassic Park: cool
paleontologists in Friends: not cool

Dearest PayPal,

It is with a heavy heart that I must confess to you that I *do not* want you to create an un-asked-for passkey for me while logging in with my password, after having to go through three extra clicks to select "use my password" instead of you sending a code to my phone.

I actually enjoy having a password manager that is cross-platform, and have neither the need nor desire for a Mac-specific passkey that is tied into just one of my many computers.

It's not you; it's me. *I* want to be in control of my own authentication systems.

-- brookie

ohno this sounds worrying

silo s3e7

"sounds like you got the webp. you'd better get yourself tested!"

".webp" sounds like an STI

@davidgerard it's https://oregonconnects.com/

haha some group in oregon is running pro-data center ads claiming water usage is sustainable

Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast are unionizing with the Communication Workers of America (same national union umbrella as Wikimedia Foundation's US workers!)

https://unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-studiox-join-uwotc-cwa

vtuber = vector tuber

Apparently you *can* run Doom on an 8-bit Atari if you straight up shove an entire Raspberry Pi into the cartridge ;)

https://mastodon.world/@Philsan/117387059957737308

History is written by the Victor/Victorias

is... is this vore

wait this is just the crystalline entity but they actually talk to it

Star Trek TAS S1E3 - "One of Our Planets Is Missing"

well that sounds inconvenient

#Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959 this is the WORST airbnb

#Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959 so this movie is like bizarre fedi meetup where nobody knows each other but they all kinda know the person who invited them online