i can feel it groan and heave every time I start it up

i actually feel kind of *bad* for Word -- it has to be backwards compatible with pretty much every file type since mesopotamian cunieform ...

... and it has all this crazy junk dna of all the features crammed in there that are never/rarely used -- formatting obscure mailer-sticker sizings, outputting html, etc

it's such a creaking, processor-heavy mess

the lights dim on my entire block when i boot it up