When you think about it, a penguin is an arctic, land-dwelling, aquatic predatory dinosaur.

Hey ‘murica! Just checking, 250 years on, do you still feel better off not being ruled by a crazy monarch… oh no, wait…

Niech to wszystko albo już się naprawi lub pierdolnie, bo jestem zmęczony czekaniem aż to wszystko już się naprawi lub pierdolnie.

“Mam dwie klawiatury. Jedną do shitpostowania, a drugą na potwory”

Trzymajcie się w tej Polsce, w UKeju było srogo 🙏

A niechaj narodowie wżdy postronni znają, iż Polacy nie gęsi, złotych jaj nie mają

Tyle dawek przypominających, a ja dalej mam problem z pamięcią :/

The Guardian:
“Sydney woman attacked by shark wakes briefly from coma to say three words”
Me: …fuck Keir Starmer?

When #Starmer announced his bid to become the leader of the Labour Party, I lent him my vote. I wasn’t convinced, but the 10 pledges tipped the scales. “I’d be alright if he sticks to 5”, I remember I said.
He abadomned all 10. I was one of those naive schmucks who gave him power.
When he announced he would continue the two-child benefit cap, I quit the party.

I was waiting for this day for years 🥂🍾

I’m watching, #AndyBurnham. I’ll give you a fair hearing, but I’m watching.

Mum, can we have a triumphant politician coming back from exile to assume power at the train station?
No, we have a triumphant politician coming back from exile to assume power at home.
Triumphant politician coming back from exile to assume power at home:
#UKPol #AndyBurnham https://fedi.sndr.uk/@tad/116793589928065652

Andy Burnham arrives at the London train station, 2026, coloured.
#UKpol #AndyBurnham

Keirful farewell 😁

RE: https://fedi.sndr.uk/@tad/116771016913523710

My się śmiejemy że to rafinerie płoną, a Putin właśnie wybudował Cover of Darkness :/

Live footage from Moscow

I’m not a horror fan.

BUT

Horror married with comedy, with Matthew Rhys as the lead character? Apple got my attention. And boy, I’m glad it did.
I don’t want to spoil anything, but “Widow’s Bay” is my enthusiastic recommendation to y’all.

You want to ban social media for kids.

I want to ban social media for everybody.

We are not the same.

Of course, I don’t want the Kessler effect to happen. Kissing things like GPS, precise weather forecasts, etc., goodbye, would be extremely difficult for the modern world.
BUT
Seeing SpaceX and an elongated fascist on the floor would be fucking hilarious.

Farcical
Idiotic
Fascistic
Assholes
#FIFA

Dziś wieczorem w UK

I’m wondering: what would happen if macOS 27 “Golden Gate” turned out to have something dodgy about it? Idk, massive bug, vulnerability etc and Apple tells us we are, metaphorically, holding it wrong? Will we call it Golden Gate - gate? Or something else?