Trump's forever war with Iran has already run out of missiles
By Normal Island News
President Trump is reportedly fuming with War Crimes Secretary Hegseth. It turns out the military campaign against Iran has hit a tiny snag: stockpiles of ATACMS, Tomahawks, and Patriot interceptors have plummeted harder than the president’s approval ratings.
“We can just buy more, right?” Trump allegedly asked his team.
“Oh, totally, sir,” his advisers replied. “It’ll just cost a few hundred billion dollars and take us about ten years. Until then, we’re completely defenceless and running out of strategic oil reserves. Plus, we have to bail out Japan.”
Pete Hegseth was left scratching his head. He demanded to know why his approach of acting like the world’s manliest man and casually bragging about killing civilians didn’t translate into military victory. His generals pointed out they said war was a terrible idea from the start.
As a man of integrity, Hegseth took full responsibility and put the blame on his deputy, Stephen Feinberg—a man who definitely isn’t working on behalf of Israel. Trump then held an emergency meeting with the least qualified people he could find. Thankfully, they’ve come up with a genius new strategy: scream about raining Armageddon on Tehran, then do absolutely nothing.
Officials finally noticed that every launch cost the US way more than it cost Iran, making the war a form of national self-harm. If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of a billion people laughing in China.
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https://open.substack.com/pub/normalislandnews/p/trumps-forever-war-with-iran-ha
