Aug 6, 2026, 4:20 PMMe: I'm trying to eat healthy, so I'll just have a sandwich for lunch.
The sandwich:
- Aug 6, 2026, 4:20 PM
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- Aug 6, 2026, 4:22 PM
In my defense, you need to act fast in my house when the ice cream sandwiches show up or you won't get one.
Muro deGrizecomurodegrizeco@toad.socialAug 6, 2026, 9:43 PMOur AC compressor failed and we've been roasting in our house.
Me to our younger kid, about to eat one of those particular ice cream sandwiches:
"Imma hafta ask you to pay me an ice cream tax on that, okay?"
- Aug 6, 2026, 9:43 PM
@murodegrizeco Ah, yes, the daddy tax, a well-known phenomenon in our house.