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Julian Sancheznormative.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
Oct 29, 2026, 10:30 PM
A perhaps less edifying Patrick Stewart anecdote related by a friend when I was at NYU and he was in town doing The Tempest: A limo rolls up in front of a club in the meatpacking district with a line of young attractive people waiting to get in. From the moon roof emerges the gleaming pate…
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Julian Sancheznormative.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
Oct 29, 2026, 10:32 PM
…of a visibly quite drunk Patrick Stewart. In a stentorian, Shakespearian voice he bellows: “I AM CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD OF THE FEDERATION STARSHIP ENTERPRISE! WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME?” A couple women in tight dresses peel off from the line & hop in the limo, which promptly speeds away.
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Julian Sancheznormative.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
Oct 29, 2026, 10:37 PM
(I did not, alas, personally witness this, but absolutely believe the person who related it to me a day or two later.)
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