deechdeech@mastodon.social
Oct 19, 2026, 3:05 PM@cwebber Imagine having over 1,000,000,000 dollars and being triggered by anything this mundane. Like, man, you could end so much suffering simply by inserting a credit card into the right slot.
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Just this person, ya know?petrillic@hachyderm.ioOct 19, 2026, 3:10 PM
Dave SpectorDhmspector@mastodon.socialOct 19, 2026, 4:19 PM@petrillic @deech @cwebber what’s 900 billion amongst friends… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- deechdeech@mastodon.socialOct 19, 2026, 4:21 PM
@Dhmspector @petrillic @cwebber I was trying to be charitable by taking the lowest possible value of billion.
WesDymwesdym@mastodon.socialOct 20, 2026, 1:16 AM@deech There's a meme I've see circulated not nearly enough wherein a cartoon figure tries to show Elmo how wonderful his life could be, thanks to how obscenely wealthy he is.
In the second frame, Elmo is a naked, filthy madman hammering a mobile phone while screaming, "The people on this fucking website refuse to call me the Meme Maestro!"
There's something extremely and very seriously wrong with the man.