llewellyllewelly@sauropods.win
Oct 15, 2026, 12:28 AM@mcc
random?
it wasn't random.
Teddy Ruxpin dolls were souless, and as a result, they would suddenly switch to heavy metal. This was in the middle of the "satanic panic", and parents were terrified.
Tiger Electronics and Texas Instruments thought a repeat scandal could be avoided by imbuing each speach synth chip with a soul. A good, christian soul.
It didn't work, but they tried. Nobody knows where they found so many good christian souls, though.