Tonight's tea is going to involve a pack of "Chief Marco Pasta", with a picture of a chef with a moustache to imply it's Italian, but actually seems to be from the nearby country of Lithuania. But hey, it was €0.69. Nice.

Here's hoping it fares better than the noodles which turned out to be weird Indian takes vaguely inspired by Chinese regional cuisine, labelled in German and sold in the Netherlands at eight packs for a euro, which should have been a massive red flag.

Not all fusion cuisine is successful.