Sep 17, 2026, 9:27 PMHey I wonder what's the state of distributed databases in 2026... Let's check out their websites!
CockroachDB: “Resilient AI scale without compromise.”
YugabyteDB: “Distributed PostgreSQL for the Agentic Enterprise”
ScyllaDB: “ScyllaDB for Real-Time AI”
Clickhouse: “The leading database for AI”
TiDB: “AI-Native Distributed SQL Database”
Extremely normal industry.
Sep 17, 2026, 9:33 PMI guess it's time to learn FoundationDB?
Apple is too busy making billions of dollars to update its website... Wonder how their Git repo is doing!
*looks at GH username ending in -oai and a squished avatar because of course GH is now just slop*
Oh no.
Sep 17, 2026, 9:40 PMGod this whole thing makes me want to get myself lobotomized.
@q3k no no that's what they're doing already
Sep 17, 2026, 10:39 PM@whitequark @q3k Is that the elusive "singularity" they keep talking about? It's really out to getcha isn't it
Sep 17, 2026, 11:05 PM@gorplop i'm gonna migrate this instance to pleroma just so i can respond to this with an angry reaction
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Sep 20, 2026, 2:14 AM@q3k c.f. issue tracking systems and "Agents" https://linear.app/homepage https://www.shortcut.com/ https://www.atlassian.com/
