many people ask "why are our programs like this?" and assume the problem is that they have composed the underlying primitives into the incorrect configuration. no, the problem is that the underlying primitives of the unix paradigm are the wrong ones

you can't write good software for a bad operating system. all mainstream operating systems (incl. Linux, BSDs, and Plan 9) are bad. Inferno was almost good.

I have Malaise

I cannot exchange insurance information but there are saints to whom I can forward your e-mails about this matter

have u heard the good news. according to a certain offshoot of judaism u can save hell of money on your car insurance via the infinite forgiveness of the creator. b/c like sorry about your rear passenger door

hey. why is fish and chips expensive

I Hate Consumer Electronics

you drive on the parkway but park on the driveway. they call it a "Watch" but it always "listens" to you. what a country!

`FnOnce` — función que se puede invocar 11 veces

I opened up with the temu vmovdqu and lit his ass up #draculacontrolflow

why is it called basedpyright if it's cringe and wrong

drama is pareto-distributed

this bandcamp friday is gonna hit like a fucking truck

https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/chyron-thingies-on-your-tv-screen never heard this word in my life

hyperpop prepared me for listening to my 33⅓ records at 45rpm

I'm moving to china to become a chef. I'm going to the kitchen to get a coke. I'm using yt-dlp with reckless abandon

my laptop is so hot right now because it's working really hard to handle all the posts I'm reading

did I sleep? no. am I awake? also no

#mycat is so fucking brave. he lives in a house with terrifying unpredictable huge creatures that move him around and make the most insane noises and sometimes there are dozens of them and the loudest music in the world. and does he freak out and cry? no, he leans in and gets the zoomies and trusts everyone

bro I think my quesadilla was laced