:blobcatstop:

...I could really use one right now.

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BREAKING: No more science

unfortunately I am

@rysiek

@rysiek

@rysiek

@rysiek

@aceade @rysiek oooh I think this was made into an endless loop GIF and it's my personal fave! I've used it in many a team chat.

Nowadays, I am happy to find a spam mail between all the CVE announcements. Makes for a nice break.😌

YOU GET NOTHING!
YOU LOSE!
GOOD DAY, SIR!

Do not use an Uzi to assemble your furniture

when she's a 10 but she wants you to hunt down the original butter squishy for her

glad the heatwave broke just in time for me to enjoy the new two‐hour documentary about some of the world's top mathematical minds coming together to prove that one kinda mid‐looking guy cheated at minecraft YET AGAIN

If anyone is willing to sue over this, I will fund it.

https://mastodon.social/@transactualuk/117446435425311459

RE: https://donotsta.re/objects/33752f3e-2467-4fa4-a2d0-c1add456acc0

I read some post about how Mastodon consists primarily of German-speaking creatures talking in English. I'm gonna do a poll, need to test that. Boosts highy appreciated!

So, do you speak German?

Okay, so a two-jab hangover on top of four hours sleep. Glad I work from home, because my last nerve has checked out for the day.

Somebody is oblivious to the human harrumphing and is happily asleep in his office chair beside mine.

#Vaccinated #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats #Cats