@sundogplanets anything that was not important enough to find an alternative way to reach you may be safely consigned to an appropriate level of oblivion, too.

I will roll with “oh I’m so sorry, that entire chain of conversation/series of meetings just disappeared in the Microsoft Friday the 13th!!! I assumed if it was really critical I would have received a phone call or you would have stopped by my office.” For the rest of the year if I can.