The average human has:
- around one boob and slightly less than one teste
- more than one skeleton inside them
- Fewer than 4 limbs

Presumably this person(s) is an audio artist of some sort

Literally the only thing I know about Bruno Mars is that they are why I've been stuck on a freezing train platform for an hour to catch a train to my hotel.

Every train is packed full.

An uber costs 150CAD

I do even have art of such a coatl! Gorgeous form.

Sometimes I wanna be a giant magpie-coatl so I could hug all my friends at once, with both wings and coils.

Orcas are so shaped

What if I chirped really loudly on the timeline?

I love how furry alien species are just "earth animal, but space"

Birds, but space
Kangaroos, but space
Cats, but space
Chinchillas, but space
CRT computer monitor, but space

I really lament for astronomers of the year 5 billion who have to learn why the star population order goes III - II - I - IV

Protip: get a new email service and don't use it for anything.

You can get that clean-inbox rush.

Which one?

Going to start referring to the act of writing notes in the margins as "ciscribe".

Hello Sandman? Yes, I would like one sleep please

Just once I'd love to get a full sleep

"It never ceases to amaze me that people willingly live in hurricane-prone regions...."
-- Girl who can see 5 living volcanoes from her house

Tahoma, Loowit, Pahto, Hayash Lamatay, Seekseekwa

Just gonna @ @ziphi on this one

https://bsky.app/profile/shubbabang.bsky.social/post/3mxcqjl24js2d

Artist is SHUBBABANG on Bluesky

"I'm not sure I'm therian; I only feel the normal amount of wishing-I-was-an-animal." -- Me, most of my life, completely oblivious

"First" is a word and order not a number, therefore I propose that "1st" be pronounced "onest" since that's what's written.

Been super paranoid of using the gyms I have access to whenever I'm at work because my workout clothes /really/ do not hide my boobs. Which, yay, but also I'm not out at work.

But my GP reminded me I probably should do the cardio thing.

I went on the spin cycle for the first time in months, maybe in 2026, and now my butt's sore.