Oct 25, 2026, 6:36 AM

Tails of Lady Miller's Memorial Catgirl Trust: Catgirl Column

Dear Abby, p48, National Daily Times, xx October xxxx .

Dear Abby,
I have a catgirl in my class. How do I talk to her?
Curious, London

Dear Curious,
The important thing to remember is that catgirls are just people. Treat them like you would like to be treated yourself, and you will not do too badly.
-Abby

Dear Abby,
A pair of catgirls have moved in next to me. Should I be worried?
Concerned, Stoat.

Dear Concerned,
Not at all. Catgirls are just people. You should be no more worried than if any other minority group moved in. If this is a problem for you, however, it is more likely to be a 'you' issue, and you should probably examine your own prejudices.
-Abby

Dear Abby,
My cousin is dating a catgirl. Do I need to do anything?
Confused, Liverpool.

Dear Confused,
The best person to ask is the person your cousin is dating. According to the Lady Miller's Memorial Catgirl Trust website, all catgirls are different, and may have different requirements. Like most people, the best expert on them is themselves.
-Abby

Dear Abby,
I think there is an illegal catgirl laboratory next door. What do I do?
Worried, Hampstead.

Dear Worried,
Contact Lady Miller's Memorial Catgirl Trust at once. They will know what to do.
-Abby.

Dear Abby,
I was turned into a catgirl eight years ago, and lost my memory. Research by the Trust has uncovered that I used to have a human family, but they believe me to be dead. What should I do?
Not Dead, Miller Estate.

Dear Not Dead,
That is both terrible and wonderful news. I suggest you seek out a professional counsellor and have them help you through your thoughts. I will say that your family will be missing you, even if you have no memories of them, so do consider making contact. If you do, do make sure that you have the relevant medical records ready, as they will at some point need proof.
Good luck.
-Abby

Dear Abby,
I am a catgirl, and there I have a human friend I think is interested in me. I think I might be interested in them, too, but how do I make sure that it isn't just a fetish thing. For either of us?
Maybe in Love, Miller Estate.

Dear Maybe,
Be honest with them, and let them know your concerns. No matter what, in any relationship of any kind, good communication is the key. If you both remember that, you will be in a good place.
-Abby.

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For, as always, @ami_angelwings .

rdmrdm@aus.social

Oct 25, 2026, 11:58 AM

@ami_angelwings
Dear Aunt Rose,

I am a respected professional in my field, with a global reputation, and my exploits have been reported in newspapers across the planet.

Lately however, instead of a thrilling chase and daring escape when I am interrupted in my work by some rich idiot in a cape, all that happens is I am given a small nod, and handed a business card for Lady Miller's Memorial Catgirl Trust.

It is hurting my pride in my work and my professional reputation.

What can I do to salvage my career?

-Lady Felis

Dear Lady Felis,

It is rare for me to receive a letter to my personal desk without my knowing. Please consider me duly impressed.

Further, I would like to say that you a hero and role model for my daughter. She will be thrilled to know you have chosen to contact me personally.

However, you have come to me for advice.

Given the nature of your work, I doubt that attempting to reason with your counterpart would be helpful. However, you might find it useful to speak with the Trust directly. I imagine your skills would be of considerable use to them. Perhaps some sort of honourary membership could be arranged?

Lastly, I note that there is a small chain missing from my collection. I trust we can arrive at a reasonable settlement for its return.

-Aunt Rose

And please pay no attention the rasp marks where the serial numbers were.

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