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Fesshole 🧻fesshole@mastodon.social
Oct 22, 2026, 10:25 AM
Once got irritated by an insect that kept flying in the house. Sent a text to my wife 'fuck daddy long legs' to which she replied 'oh yeah baby' - we've never discussed it.
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NGC-Olliengc_ollie@mastodon.bayern
Oct 22, 2026, 10:34 AM
@fesshole missed opportunity, i guess
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Robrnichols1@mastodon.social
Oct 22, 2026, 10:40 AM
@fesshole I'd call that a win
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TjäderTjader@mastodonsweden.se
Oct 22, 2026, 11:16 AM
@fesshole Tell me you failed biology without saying you failed biology 😋
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schratzeschratze@todon.nl
Oct 23, 2026, 12:33 PM
@Tjader @fesshole they don't mean the spider, they mean the cranefly
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thedæmon (Clay Ayers) [he / him]thedaemon@snac.9front.club
Oct 23, 2026, 12:46 PM
TIL there are more than 1 insect referred to "daddy long legs".
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schratzeschratze@todon.nl
Oct 23, 2026, 12:52 PM
@thedaemon spiders aren't insects :blobcatgoogly:
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thedæmon (Clay Ayers) [he / him]thedaemon@snac.9front.club
Oct 23, 2026, 1:28 PM
I knew someone would "well actually me" lol I am aware.
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MFennVTMFennVT@mastodon.world
Oct 22, 2026, 12:38 PM
@fesshole A flying daddy long legs?
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