Just received a new bank card. The colour pamphlet that came with it opens;

"We've refreshed the design to reflect who were are as a bank; modern, thoughtful, and here to help you and all our customers to bank better everyday."

Who writes this shit? It sounds like slop. Maybe it is.

The bank isn't a corporation either, it's a customer-owned co-op. But Business Idiot language seems to be highly infectious. Another example of the NGO-Industrial Complex, I guess.

#NGOIndustrialComplex