Friend: I want to have a word with you

Me: That sounds ominous

Friend: You told me you were reading to my kids from the 'good book'

Me: I am

Friend: I asked my kids what their favourite part was

Me: OK....

Friend: They said it was when Gandalf defeated the Balrog

Me: Cool.

Friend: THAT'S NOT THE GOOD BOOK!!!

Me: I know... it's a fantastic one.

Me: Technically... it's 3 fantastic books.