@JonBaker here in the Netherlands there is also figure or letter pooping. And pooping a simple I or J won't cut it. S, and V are barely competitive. You need to literally bring more than your A game to win...
@woutervanmaanen @JonBaker Which reminds me: when I volunteered at a festival/conference in the Netherlands in 1997, the boxes the toilet paper came in labeled it as "Professional toilet paper". We wondered what that meant. And now we know.
@DanielMReck It’s also interesting that they feel the need to point out that ”Scott” is a ”brand”.
@ahltorp We see the "Brand" suffix added pretty frequently, especially with one-word brands like Scott.
My guess is that "Scott" cannot be registered for trademark because it's too vague or generic, but that "Scott Brand" meets the legal threshold for registration.
Oct 2, 2026, 7:23 PM@DanielMReck @ahltorp @woutervanmaanen @JonBaker
By the company which is (inaccurately) credited for coming up with toilet paper on a roll (and ultimately displacing the more-sanitary and far-less harmful *washing* technique.) Scott Paper is now a subsidiarr of Kimberly-Clark, both US corporations.
@woutervanmaanen so that's why you have those poop shelves.
