If this were a work of fiction, the editor would berate the author for writing something so wildly unrealistic and unbelievable.

"… while a choir repeatedly sings 'love me' in the background…"

Pro-Trump “love me” ads paid for by taxpayers - Salon.com
https://www.salon.com/2026/09/25/pro-trump-love-me-ads-paid-for-by-taxpayers/