🍁 Δράκακηϛ ⚜️drakakis@thecanadian.social
Sep 13, 2026, 1:54 PM"Carney made the drone announcement in the wake of the bizarre tariff retaliation launched against us earlier this week. After vowing to destroy our economy, Trump unveiled tariff retribution targeting 𝑏𝑎𝑚𝑏𝑜𝑜 𝑓𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒, 𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑦 𝑓𝑢𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒𝑧𝑐𝑎𝑙.
"Never mind the fact that Canada doesn’t produce mezcal; there was the obvious question – what the heck is pony fur? "