@Strandjunker

Employee expands 3 bullet points into 5 paragraph "business email" to impress the boss. Boss condenses email back into 3 bullet points.

New Yorker one panel cartoon with a cop standing next to a car, with the caption "Do you know why my car pulled your car over?"

In the resume arms race, I'm reminded of Dr. Seuss "Sneetches on Beaches" as the con artist charges them dollars coming and going to add and remove stars.