Jim Gardnerjimgar@hachyderm.io
Sep 10, 2026, 4:32 PMA poem about losing my job in the Smart Data Foundry insolvency.
You were doing good work?
Your colleagues weren't berks?
You built a nice lakehouse
But no one gets the perks?
A uni spokesperson croons
Such unfortunate news!
Our thoughts are with you
Anyway, toodle-do.
So it comes time again
To ask all my friends
Anything going?
Or shall I get in the bin...
CV is updated
And I've cuddled my cat.
Blog posts are coming
DuckDB, stuff like that