RE: https://mastodon.social/@flexghost/116830486019609946

I am so glad younger generations no longer need to look up at these things with a pained realization that there is 4 minutes left before the alarm goes off, no point in going back to sleep and no energy to resist before the bastard child of submarine dive alarm and a dubstep remix of a rubber chicken's scream eminates from a time bomb you set for yourself.