*finds soapbox to stand on in middle of crowded square, and despite his three-foot-two stature, manages to see above the throng*

FRIENDS! COUNTRYCREATURES! CUDDLY BEINGS OF EVERY SHAPE AND SIZE!

For years, the illustrious @Bwee has provided us with hugs, cuddles, and reminders that we are loved, day in and day out, without fear, favor, or thought of reciprocity!

*cheers from crowd*

But even the strongest of warriors, the steadiest of rocks, the cuddliest of creatures need someone to rely on when times get tough.

Lately, that voice for all that is pure in this world has been faltering. Bwee, the fluffiest of all of us, is losing their sparkle.

*gasps and horror*

Countrycreatures, I say we cannot let this state of affairs stand! I say it is high time we returned the favor!

*cheers*

Go to your homes! Use your finest-smelling bath bombs! Fluff yourselves up to maximum floof! Get those hugging arms ready and meet back here at sunset. Tonight, we throw the ULTIMATE surprise party!