Jay :3jay0@alico.nexus
May 1, 2026, 11:25 PM~/bin/please
#!/bin/sh
if [ "$1" = "mommy" ]; then
shift
sudo "$@"
else
echo "usage: please mommy <command>"
fi~/bin/please
#!/bin/sh
if [ "$1" = "mommy" ]; then
shift
sudo "$@"
else
echo "usage: please mommy <command>"
fialso consider:
sudo -p "What's your password, kitten?" "$@"
and /etc/sudoers can be updated with:
Default badpass_message="Bad kitty! This incident will be reported. I am very disappointed in you."
with kitten language replaced with vocabulary of the user’s choice