*clears throat*

When you've very hairy legs
— Ta-ran-tu-la; Ta-ran-tu-la!
And you lay five hundred eggs
— Ta-ran-tu-la!

When you've several pairs of eyes
— Ta-ran-tu-la; Ta-ran-tu-la!
And you eat enormous flies
— Ta-ran-tu-la!

When you're living in Brazil
— Ta-ran-tu-la; Ta-ran-tu-la!
And your bite makes people ill
— Ta-ran-tu-la!

You could be a spider god
You're an apex arthropod,
You're an apex arthropod!
— Ta-ran-tu-la; Ta-ran-tu-la-la-la-la-la-la la! ect.

(after Gilbert & Sullivan)