Feb 7, 2025, 2:48 PMWhen those who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party are having their faces eaten, they’ll swear with their dying breath that it’s obviously not a leopard. Anyone who doesn’t have the woke mind virus can see it’s a hyena, and the leopards are coming to save them any minute now!
Feb 7, 2025, 2:56 PMI don’t anticipate much of a “finding out” phase for supporters. Maybe for those who didn’t vote, and possibly for low-information voters who thought the election was a referendum on egg prices.
Feb 7, 2025, 3:12 PMI know a lot of you are really looking forward to the finding out phase, but I think you’re going to be disappointed with it.
Don’t you know people who are 100% the authors of their own catastrophes who constantly find a way to make it everyone else’s fault? That’s what we’re dealing with.