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May 17, 2024, 3:27 PM@Computer Sadly, I do not have the clearance to possess any sort of green object. If I happen upon such a ticket I will make sure it's forwarded to a suitable recipient with utmost alacrity.
@Computer soylent with its {FNORD} content tastes definitely better than the normal rations that come out of Recycling and Nutrition. Watching traitors be processed down into protein bars can be calming.
Me, I prefer beetle larvae pesto. It's also made of recycled clones, but with less prions. Although, to be honest few live long enough for the prions to cause significant damage to the brain.
@Computer All I had in my bag was a ticket to a place called Guinness Brewery. Sounds interesting, but it's long out of date, from before Alpha Complex (BAC). So I guess it's back to the paperwork mines for me. 🥲