Process I suddenly have to support at work is going poorly. Boss asked what plan B is if it doesn't work out.
My response:
Rent a villa in Cuba under the name Jonathan Abernathy, fake my death, use the insurance money to buy a condo somewhere in Croatia?
Take over the facebook account of an existing J.A., change a couple details to match the backstory of a day trader who hit it big on GameStop stock and decided life is too short to not see the world. I can be known for a particular watch that I will wear always - and insist on retelling the story of how I won it off of Eddie Murphy in a poker game - but he probably won't remember because it he was busy doing the voice acting for Donkey in Shrek at the time......
So yeah, how's YOUR Friday going?