No matter the angle you take trying to get your deus ex, you are blocked, blocked, and blocked. This is for your own good. You have to figure out how to be nice and share together, and the freaking chatbot is not going to do it for you.

There is no universal model that can be comprehended by mortals as an applied mathematics or classical mechanism. Kolmogorov proved this explicitly in the 20th century in his much stronger theory of information that white people ignored

This is a post about the bobot

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Hanan1991/117442074511423067

I don't see this campaign getting enough attention. Show some love.

this is probably because even that Fox news guy said the M word. one of the threads even had an exchange where the reply to "there was a guy who wrote a lot about alienation of labor" and it was like a kindergarten class clamoring to blurt out the wrong answer 😂

my timeline is full of liberals who obviously own houses fearfully and confusedly stuttering "M-M-Marx? but no! I shan't! unless? oh, but look at the datas! look at how I feel right now!" while quoting the least remarkable and most ridiculously obvious things he said from wikipedia and it's tragihilarious.

[looking at a guy that has 8 screens instead of 6 like me, visibly rattled] you have out monitored me fair and square Sir

the osint practice of monitoring the situation is the gen x and millennial equivalent of sitting on the porch rocking chair and divining what the weather's going to be by which body part is acting up

the normieverse has found me. I wonder how long I should wait before doing rent lowering gunshots

the "AI" bubble will not burst with a bang. it will make the long and protracted farting noise you get when you let go of an untied balloon and it rockets around the room deflating

the fuckening, you don't understand, this guy never installs anything correctly, ever, but he like always just goes ahead anyway with some kind of shell abomination. like if there's a custom path, he's using it with either like two layers of symlinks or a literal subshell to fetch the custom path.

this man has the most GNU car dot jpg operating system alive

RE: https://ioc.exchange/@zardoz/117439408609901613

crying laughing with my idiot friend

@zardoz skill issue 💅

haha! I've been coming to work riddled with every type of flu and covid known to man all along just to prove AI can solve all infectious diseases! I'm actually playing 11D chess [chugging a vial with a skull and cross bone that says "bubonic dogshit" on the label]

chugging so much liquor that I fucking die to prove the bobot knows how to revive me

What the hell I actually thought this was a joke when I saw people saying it, but it's not, they're actually serious https://www.businessinsider.com/ai-researchers-smoking-ai-cure-cancer-palantir-cto-2026-10

I have to abide my queen because of the funny noises she makes

do you ever just have everything derailed by a cat in your lap

RE: https://freesewing.social/@Rania/117432539724207481

One of the disappointing things on here is there are a lot of people who have far greater means than I have at this point and I am very careful when I boost posts asking for money from Gaza to check the verified status and to even select posts that are less fatiguing and jarring and more humanizing, and many of those are still not receiving any support, and I think that people who have nothing because of the situation where they live do deserve support.

There are a couple of exceptions to this rule and I have seen people get shelter who had none, it does not go to waste when you do help. I personally have nothing to spare as I live in a collective that is only partially employed due to many of its members being disenfranchised to the point that they aren't recognized as people by the state (they don't have documents), which relies on a few big hearted breadwinners who are in turn heavily domestically supported.

Those of you with some means and wondering how you can make the world a little better when it seems so hopeless sometimes would be able to patch a little bit of the hole in your heart by sending over a bit. A big pro-tip is that if you live in a country with a strong currency, a few bank notes goes a long way for people who live in war-torn and depressed economies. You don't have to be rich to buy week's worth of food over there (unlike over here 😂). If you are on a zero sum budget like me, this isn't intended to pressure you.

I'm sorry man, I understand with this whole capitalism we're supposed treat the consumer like a big baby with a diaper that needs toys and stuff so yeah sure whatever man, put whatsapp in the fucking refrigerator, put some monster truck tires on that too, who cares, nothing matters except shredding society to get money amirite fellas? but by this same attitude of who cares about a sucker, if your commercial fucking refrigerators were connected to the goddamn internet (undoubtedly a hilarious open flower like everything else on shodan) and you're full having the vapors right now, joke's on you this time little man! jfc you connected a refrigerator to the internet. holy fucking shit. it's quick, it's easy, it's free! plonk